Evil jack, He puts the Punk in Punkin.
Jack wasn't picked by any of the school children who visited the pumpkin patch on their Halloween field trip. he was just too warty and ugly.
Jack's mother was the last pumpkin on the vine, by the compost pile. His father was a wild warty gourd sewing his wild pollen.Jack can't help his looks but He'll get even with those snotty brats from that school trip. He will see them in their dreams BWAAAHAHAHAHA!