Get A'Long Little Dogies

Face jugs ridin' in Da Dodge. They're headed for the UPS Saloon. Goin' ta meet up with a bunch of other Varmits, Yahoos and Such all boxed up in their finest travelin' attire. They'll all pile into one of them Brown Stage Coaches and go for one helluva ride. They're will be all sorts of bumpin' and rubbin' and pilin' on one-another before their journey is through. Makes me blush to think about it. Makes me a little jealous too. Hopefully they will all arrive intact with no more than tattered and skinned boxes and the memory of bein' snuggled up to one of them fancy Victoria's Secret boxes all 
the way to Dallas.